Pregnant or an Alcoholic?

I cant believe people sometimes….seriously!!!!  Yes this has happened before…but ususally people when I tell them…”nope sorry not prego…im just fat” they at least back off and feel stupid and change the subject….but not norman, I will call him Norman to protect his identity…he looks like a Norman, but Norman says to me “so when are you due?” “im not Norman, Im just fat…no baby.” “No baby….but you look pregnant.” “I assure you I am not pregnant….Im just fat!” And while I am telling him this….he is staring at my stomache…..just staring…….and wont stop. So I ask, “what else can I help you with today?”  And at this point…i thoght he would just back off…..but oh no….not at all. What he says next will really make you laugh…..”You know what they call that dont you”, he says while pointing at my stomach, “They call that a beer belly! haha.” As I stood there looking at Norman, who just first called me fat and that I look Pregnant, but now he is accusing me of being such an alcoholic that I have “beer belly”, I couldnt help but notice how everything about him was absolutly gross as hell. Norman is a man about…50 ish…..60 ish…bald, fat fat fat, has random huge ass moles on his face, smells like the urine that he bathes with, and not to mention the chewing tobacco that was spitting out of his mouth when he talks, pieces where flying on to my destk…that was already on his lips and his teeth(you know it makes you want to puke). “no Norman, its not a beer belly either, I hardly drink, and I have never been a big drinker, not a beer belly…I am just fat.” And here is where he had his chance again to quit…but not Norman….”So you like food them huh(as he winks) stuff yourself full daily? Never leave anything on the plate? Yeah you like food.” ” No norman, like everyone in the world I like food….but ask those who know me, they will tell you….I eat less then anyone.  (and by the looks of it, it looks like he has always had more then his share. Have you ever seen Seven, the glutton guy….thats Norman.  So here is where I walk away and say goodbye to Norman, the man who obviously couldnt keep his mouth shut, and his opinions to himself.

Add a comment April 26, 2008

Beauty

2 comments March 30, 2007

Forget society and its rightful ways

Everyday is another shot to do the best you can and learn who you are. What an amazing thing, to know ones self. I pray i will be so lucky.Lets close our eyes not our minds In this world only you know the truth that’s held within your heart and soul. You come to that place most everyday… living in the past accepting the future. Embracing everything you’ve got, only wishing for the truth that you were taught. Remembering life, it comes and goes. Dont ever take anything or anyone for granite. My advice, live it at best, with every moment in hand, while forgetting the regrets of yesterday. Only dreading sets us further away. Guilt Free. Live it as you please, but with some composure. Live life to be what you want it too be. Nothing less. Forget society and its rightful ways. Your fame and fortune will come to you as you live life to your fullest. How hard can life be, you’re you and I am me. Full Of flaws undiscovered by many. Judge me as you please. Admission is free. Imperfections and mishaps. Life So full of adventurous discoveries yet so easily misunderstood, untouched taken for granted.

For Jessica

Add a comment February 18, 2007

Today is just how I like it

So todays weather was perfect!  I woke up feeling refreshed, just the slight hint of the sun made happy all over.  I drove around for about 2hours today….just doing nothing besides listening to music and being myself….and I loved every minute of it. I wish I could have had a picni or something. Or just go lay out the grass. Today is a day that you can stand outside and not getcold, and close your eyes, and breath the clear air……simple yes….but amazing just the sun…and you can actually feel the sun.  I think it just went way to long with the sun….aaawwww…..ok….Im going back outside. Gotta go to the skate park….lil bros….love ya all.-kat-

Add a comment February 18, 2007

Who started “pretty” anyways?

A lady at the grocery store today, told me I was pretty.  What is pretty?  What determines that?  I was just wondering…..like what if things were different? What if Ugly was pretty and vice versa. I know what  silly thought. But seriously….how did we come to the conclusion of what “pretty” stands for.  And yes, Pretty or beautiful is in the eye of the beholder. And it changes….but why? And How? Think about it. “fat” to most people is ugly. A woman with a belly, is not what most people think of as “pretty” But years ago they did. IN fact it was frowned upon to be skinny….the bigger the belly the more beautiful they were. And before it was all about the tall women….but now shorter is better.  Women who bind there feet used to be beautiful….but not now thats unheard of.  I just was thinking about it today…thank you to that lady for the boost of confidence.  What do you think beauty is?  Let me know. What do you consider beautiful?  And dont be vague…blah!  Dont say…”a womens eyes are beautiful”  I want to hear why.  I think a man is attractive the most, when he can make me laugh and smile. And he is genuine. And he loves kids….that makes him beautiful right from the start. 

I love this baby!!

Add a comment January 30, 2007

Plastic Surgery, where did we go wrong

So today I picked up my SELF magazine and out of boredom really, flipped through the pages, to find anything that looked appealing to read, or just to look at the pretty pictures. So I came to the very last page, and there was an article about Plastic Surgery. And SELF had interviewed a women who was going in for her 100th surgery!!! Why in the world!!  Ok now I will admit, the thought of someone just comming in and sucking out everything that I dont want, sounds…in a sick way, like a great idea. I wont do it, but I have thought about it. But whats sad is it had a before and after picture of this woman. And she even though she didnt feel it, she was so beautiful. What made her change EVERYTHING about her. What made her crack. Why are woman so comsumed in being beautiful. Yeah we all want to feel good about ourselves, but at the risk of loosing ourselves, and not to mention, that many surgeries, must have taken a tole on her body.  I looked again at her pictures. Yeah I could recognize her, but only because this article told me this was her, otherwise I never would have known. Why do we do this to ourselves. Jacko, move on over, I think you’ve got yourself some competition!

1 comment November 14, 2006