Nick-elodeon…..i miss the green slime

Isnt it crazy, when you meet someone new…that you think is new, but ends up being a friend of a friend??? Small town Syndrome.  This recently happened to me. I met this guy…online…well…let me use the term “talked to” instead of meet because…that i have yet to do.  But will soon. No doubt…but here is the crazy thing….you know you live in a small town, when you are talking to your new friend and he is talking about his buddies place, and describing it….and you start to think to yourself…wait this sounds familiar almost….come to find out…his friend is living in your childhood home….no no…thats right…..your childhood home…..no matter though…the guy is still cool and worth the trip back down memory lane….oh for the love of the spice girls, and Double Dare

1 comment March 7, 2007

Your like a Pez Dispenser, with a Bitch Head!!

Work started early like usual. I walked in….more like stumbled into work. I was sleep deprieved from staying up late the previous night at a fellow ex coworkers birthday party. Anyways so I stumble in, turn on the lights, walk to the breakroom, where I noticed water had somehow leaked out from under the fridge. Maybe someone had unplugged it, or something spilled and someone was too lazy to clean it up…i dunno. But anyways, because I didnt want anyone to come into the breakroom to relax and then slip and fall and hurt themselves, I grabbed some paper towels an started cleaning up. Not even 5 seconds later my boss walks in(he’s being mean today, I think its that time of the month for him or something :-)….he has his days)and yells at me to get up and work on the account right away. I tried to tell him, that I was simply just trying to clean up the water. But he wouldnt stop talking enough for me to say,

“BE CAREFUL THEN BECAUSE THERE IS WATER EVERYWHERE, AND I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO CLEAN IT UP!!!”

but no, The John Voight look alike didnt listen…and as I walked away, I heard him slip and fall right on his ass.

“Pflomp!” and then he was crying in pain, and had to go to the hospital, he thinks he might have broke  something. He may have for how hard it sounded like he fell.  Not saying he deserves it, but Karma’s a bitch aint it. Poor Guy, he’s gonna need to sit on a doughnut for weeks now.

Add a comment November 14, 2006

Are woman just hunters in a game called love?

As I sat in my usual chair at Starbucks(barnes and Nobles), waiting for my coffee to be made, White Chocolate Mocha please, and reading my book, I saw a gentlemen walk in. He was in a suit. I dunno there is something about a guy in a suit…that just screams (I want some). But he walks in and heads straight to the back of the line. He walked with such confidence. I watched him for a moment, thinking about where he must work, or what he was doing, that made him want to wear a suit today. And it was a nice suit too might I say. It was all black, with a Pink swirly type shirt and a bright pink tie. Plus not to mention the fact that he was quite the attractive guy. Great smile. Amazing Eyes. And his hands they looked so soft. For a moment I lost track of where I was in my book. I looked around too see if anyone saw me staring. And too my suprise, every woman’s eyes were fixed on him too.  It was like we all secretly wanted him, and he had no idea. I felt like we were all wild animals like lions or something….just waiting to see who was going to pounce on the water buffalo first. You could see the intensity in their eyes. Is that what women are? Just lioness in the jungle, and when an attractive Lion/hot guy stumbles in, he gets attacked?

While I was sitting there thinking about this guy, two separate ladies walked up to him and introduced themselves. “Hi Im Karen!!  Whats your name?”  This girl reminded me of Patty Sincox from the Movie GREASE. But she was so excited when she said this you would have thought she had ADD or something. Then the second girl,” And my name is Ashley! I have never seen you here before. Wow, thats a great tie, what an amazing tie, seriously looks amazing on you. You can come sit by me, look an empty chair!”

The first girl looked behind her and there was no extra chair where she was…so she was defeated…and said goodbye and sat back down. 

It was honestly so funny that i started to giggle outloud.  So many woman are in a race to find “Mr. Right,” that they sometimes embarrass themselves. Its like a game, a hunt, a timed event. Get one before they are all gone. I say who cares. I dont want to be with someone for the wrong reasons. I would rather be single for the rest of my life for the right reasons.

“White Chocolate Mocha is up!”

Went and grabbed my coffee and sat back down in my seat, and went back to my book 1984.

Add a comment November 8, 2006

Halloween Humor

In honor of the belated Holiday Halloween I have come up with some cool facts

Halloween’s roots can be traced back to Celtic culture in Ireland. (where Im from)According to their “Druid” religion, November 1st was New Years’ on their calendar. The celebration would begin on October 31st ,and last into the following day. The spirits of all who died in the prior year, would rise up and roam the earth on this night.

This is an evil night when spirits roamed the streets and villages. Lord Samhain, the lord of Darkness, would arrive in search of the spirits to take them to the underworld.

Halloween as it is currently celebrated with costumes, trick or treat, and superstitions, takes from this Druid Holiday.

Halloween is second only to Christmas in spending. Consumers will spend over $2.5 Billion during Halloween. That’s a whole lot of candy, costumes, decorations, and party goods.

 ewww
Finally, Halloween Costumes has changed dramatically. Before we would dress ourselves in costumes such as witches and vampires and Ghosts. And then we went through this whole, every girl should dress like a ho stage, lil school girls, cops, nurses etc. And yes there are some that still do, but now a best selling costume is a scary ho. Is scary the new Sexy? Sure, if you’re a pedophile. Or this guy…

Add a comment November 8, 2006

Fashion….where did we go wrong?

Sometimes you just have to wonder…..where the hell are all the mirrors in this world….and why isnt the person whos taking this picture helping this poor man out?????  You know whats sad….it takes forever for my hair to grow…I wonder how long this guys been tryin.  geez! 

Add a comment October 13, 2006

Same Name

So tonight I was at work just doing my thing, “Sir could I get you something to drink, maybe another basket of shrimp?”  I was just being helpful.  And just like every other jokester before him, this older man looks and me and says,

“hahahaha….katrina eh?  I bet you’ve caused a lot of trouble in your days…hahahaha…you little trouble maker you(slaps his knee)hehehehhohoho…get it like the hurricane…hahahaha(slaps his knee again) I bet you get that a lot….hahahaha.”

“ yeah the hurricane,hahaha(in my fake laugh) thats funny sir,yup you know me I’m a trouble maker,hehe. Allright sir you let me know if there is anything else I can get you ok?”

As I walk away I could still hear the man laughing about my name. Some people think that they are so funny….maybe I should “accidentally” put hot sauce in his pepsi…hehehe(inside develish giggle) just kidding….but that would be funny…..darn hurricane who stole my name.

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Add a comment October 13, 2006